Everybody's working for the weekend

Note to self: Don't send jokey emails through my gov't-issued Blackberry

On August 29, the day of the storm, Brown exchanged e-mails about his attire with Taylor, Melancon said. She told him, "You look fabulous," and Brown replied, "I got it at Nordstroms. ... Are you proud of me?"

An hour later, Brown added: "If you'll look at my lovely FEMA attire, you'll really vomit. I am a fashion god," according to the congressman.

And vomit, the American people did.

A Weekend to Forget

The secret of the hookah bar is that all the chicks are upstairs.

Half Baked is a movie about Dave Chappelle, not Jim Breuer. That simple realization makes the entire thing much more enjoyable.

How big does a wooded area have to be to be considered a forest?

Grey Goose and Gatorade is about as classy as a brass monkey made with Tropicana. And both have similar outcomes.

Life is worth living and God loves you.
Cool: Empanadas
Cool: Sunrise
Cool: Crash
Gay: Rock-It
Gay: Bumping BillKell's post down