Godwin's Law

First they throttled the AzNs, and I did not reconfigure my BitTorrent client -
     because I did not download Korean soap operas.

Then they came for the furries, and I did not build a Linux gateway to actively bounce errant RST packets -
     because furries creep me out.

Then they came for the n00bs, and I did not provide them tech support -
     because I was 1337.

Then they came for me - and there was no one left in my swarm and all my downloads were stuck at 87%.