Uncomfortable Hyperbole!

``I had a grin on my face like I just got blown by the Dalai-freakin'-Lama!"

Would Buddhists all over the world respond by lighting themselves on fire?

No, and that's why they're cool.

Edit: As you might guess, I wrote this about two months ago.

Question

Was Jesus happy?

Brighten Your Day

Protip: Sprinkle a little heroin on your oatmeal every morning (after you microwave it, of course!) and all day you can feel God shine his shiny light on the halo of serenity which surrounds you.